Anonymous asked: I thought you were different from all the other attention whores on tumblr. You're going to die much earlier than you need to, and it's honestly going to suck to see you go. You're still a good person at heart, this I know. But you keep abusing yourself in a way that I just cannot abide.
So I know I don’t usually post personal stuff here on my tumblr…it’s because it’s often depressing and introspective. But sometimes I just have stuff to work through that I need to get out via writing about it. Lately I have been feeling extremely unattractive. Like an asexual blob shaped thing. I hate how I look in everything, how my face looks with or without makeup, my...
Anonymous asked: Hey Maggie, I know you have no plans to do hardcore but would you ever consider doing a shoot with your bf sucking on your luscious tits? So that some of us admirers can live vicariously through him :)
Tesla is missing. I don’t know what to do. It’s been 13 hours and no sign of him. I just can’t stop sobbing. There’s a snowstorm outside and I just don’t know where he is. I looked for hours last night, but nothing. I just want him home. I miss him so much and I’m so worried.
Anonymous asked: Your checkered suspenders definitely do rock, you should take some pictures of you topless with them on :)
sexualanomaly asked: About the Pam suggestion; I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!
Anonymous asked: Have you ever thought of cosplaying as Pam from archer? She's sexy as hell, you're sexy as hell. I figured the two would jut go to together.
confusedtree: thechosenjuan: the new pope comes out onto the balcony to make his first appearance but something about him looks off. before he even reaches the edge, he smirks and says, “did someone say…” he reveals his true face to the world. “gene parmesan!”
Found an older video today of one of my secret talents.
Anonymous asked: Hey, you should check out Radio Soulwax's video "Dave". You'd like it, I think!
Anonymous asked: So glad to see you, you're as beautiful as ever!
Anonymous asked: You have been noticibly absent around here for a while, hope everything is going well!
urbansamurai007 asked: 7, 10, 11, 17, 20.
It's almost Valentine's Day so ask me awkward...
1. Who was your first kiss and what was it like?
2. Are you in a relationship? If so, are you happy?
3. Do you have a crush?
4. Who is your crush?
5. Are you a virgin?
6. What do you think of Valentine's Day?
7. Who is your Valentine?
8. Have you ever asked anyone out?
9. Who is your celebrity crush?
10. Has anyone ever asked you out and you turned them down?
11. Do you think anyone has a crush on you right now?
12. What is your favorite thing to do on Valentine's Day?
13. What's the best Valentine's Day that you've had so far?
14. What's your idea of a perfect date?
15. How do you know when you're in love?
16. Have you ever loved someone on a romantic level?
17. Do you prefer more or less clingy relationships?
18. Do you feel like you're loved on an everyday basis?
19. Are you usually the first person to make a move.
20. Have you ever asked someone out and they turned you down?
21. Do you feel like you're the dumpee or dumper most of the time?
22. What's your "type"?
23. What are some of your favorite physical characteristics for your crush to have?
24. Are you a hopeless romantic?
25. Do you think that you're a good kisser?
26. What's the farthest that you've ever gone?
27. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
28. Have you ever been someone's secret admirer?
29. Do you have romantic fantasies? If so, what are they like and who is in them?
30. What's something that always turns you on?
Anonymous asked: It's guys like that who rely on porn online to get off because no female in their right mind would put up with the creepiness and the sheer sexist thoughts. As a guy myself, equal gender rights means equal in everything. If you can give someone shit, expect it back, whether you're male or female speaking to a male or female. If you harass someone, give them shit, or insult them, be...
Anonymous asked: I have no class and will probably be doing gang bang porn within a year. Also, I once murdered a box of cereal. It had it coming.
People are so lenient on creepy ass terrible dudes. I just got a message in my inbox saying something to the effect of “I was going to ask you a question but I’m too scared you’ll call me a cereal killer (his words) like you did that other guy! You went psycho on him”. Are you kidding me? That guy who sent me multiple creepy messages, insulted my best friend and then told...
This is Thin Privilege: Thin privilege is not... →
thisisthinprivilege: Thin privilege is not worrying that you’ll be given the wrong order because of concern trolling. I overheard a girl who works at Starbucks admit that when someone is overweight, she’ll give them nonfat or soy milk in their drinks and considers this a moral thing to do because they’re so unhealthy… This is so so so awful. As someone who works at Starbucks I would...
Anonymous asked: Custom boob bounce/sway/swing videos by any chance?
First off, a huge thank you to all my fans who bought photos, videos and bras to help me pay rent this month! You are all amazing! Another big thank you to whoever bought me the Love and Rockets new stories comics from my wishlist! What a great gift, it is my favorite comic series! A few people have asked what my wishlist is, for Christmas gifts. It’s here and anything from it would be...
Anonymous asked: If you could pick one super power, what would it be?
Anonymous asked: i just saw the topless tuesday pic of you wearing glasses. it is a major turnon. do you have plans to do a set wearing eyeglasses only?